PENCIL NECK GEEK

from The W​.​A​.​M Album by Jesse Krakow

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FROM THE 1977 ALBUM "KING OF MEN", BY FRED BLASSIE

FEATURING: FREDDIE BLASSIE, HULK HOGAN, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING, D-GENERATION X, THE JUNKYARD DOG

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When I was a kid, life was going swell
Til something happened, blew it to Hell
That night my daddy stumbled in all pale and weak
Said a woman up the block gave birth to a geek

Mom said “sell it to the circus, what the heck?”
Dad said “no, this one’s a pencil neck”
If there’s one thing lower than a sideshow freak
It’s a gritty, scum-sucking pencil neck geek

Pencil neck geek, gritty and weak
The world title he does not seek
A champion can’t be so meek
He’s a
He’s a
He’s a pencil neck geek

Geek!
Geek!

Take a pencil full of lead
Looks like Mr Socko attached to a head
Add no muscle tone and a flat assie
Boy this babyface needs Blassie

Pencil neck geek, gritty and week
A big pot belly and a two foot beak
He will never reach his peak
That Dirty White Boy is a pencil neck geek

You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you’re better?
Are you ready?
C’mon little man and

Grab Them Cakes
Aw, is that all you do?
Grab Them Cakes
Hey, we don’t care what it takes
Grab Them Cakes
C’mon pencil neck geek and you do it to me
Grab Them Cakes
How do you spell it?
J-Y-D

Pencil neck geek, gritty and weak
A jive ass-clown with a lousy physique
No balls of grapefruits, just a brain that leaks
Of awesomeness he does not reek

Pencil neck geek, gritty and weak
Teeny tiny bones, how they creak
He can’t cut a promo, he cannot speak
He’s a
He’s a
He’s a pencil geek

Geek!
Geek!
Geek!
Geek!
Geek!
Geek!
Geek!
Geek!

Bow wow wow
Yippee Yo Yippee Yay
JYD’s definitely in the house
Bow wow wow
And have a nice day

The Geekster rules

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from The W​.​A​.​M Album, released March 31, 2020
Written by Johnny Legend/Pete Cicero, Jim Steinman, Jackie Crockett, Jim Johnston, Sylvester Ritter/David Wolff/George Pavlis/Vernie "Butch" Taylor, George Clinton/Calvin Broadus, Jesse Krakow

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Jesse Krakow West Orange, New Jersey

Hi, I'm Jesse. I've worked w/ Shudder To Think, The Shaggs, Bootsy Collins, John Zorn, Jello Biafra, Ruins, Kate Pierson, Bill Laswell, Paul Rudd, Julee Cruise, Nona Hendrix, The BK Philharmonic & many more - recorded for Sony, Atlantic, Tzadik, Alternative Tentacles, TeamLove, New Amsterdam, Cuneiform, Relapse, Crucial Blast & many more -performed in 15 countries - and change a mean diaper. ... more

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